Why bother? Warnings will not stop you from reading this anyways.
There is a perk when a book’s name is secret –we can name it however we like. Besides, it was written by a person under a false name. The catch is, since we’ve read it and named it, we also have to share in keeping its secrets. Or not, if we like treading on the edge and dipping a toe in the waters.
“Generally speaking, books don't cause much harm. Except when you read them, that is. Then they cause all kinds of problems.”
“For the magician's story, you must have all your wits about you. No wandering minds allowed.”